If you are lame, don't read this.

I just noticed that my monthly posting average is 3. Impressive, most impressive.

You know what I hate? A lot of things but let’s simply focus on a couple. First thing, why can’t people mind their own freakin business? Always trying to get into my conversations or stopping me having conversations that exclude them. Here is an idea d bag, if I wanted to talk to you, I would. Piss off! Why can’t the light come on that if I am not gracing you with my presence or ever willfully near you that I don’t want to talk to you? I am cynical most times but when you interrupt my conversation and a snide remark or sarcastic rebuke is cast your way, I am serious. Leave me alone groupie. I can’t cure your social retardation.

Secondly, snitches. Whoever thought it was cool to rat people out should be beaten with a rubber hose. Better yet the person who started the trend should be eliminated, just like all hippies. See previous post. Yeah the one under this one. Brilliant deduction sleuth.

You may be saying to yourself, hmmm, he seems a bit pissy. Indeed. I am a bit of a malcontent lately, only because I have been driven to this undesirable state. Why don’t you snap out of it and try to have a more positive outlook on things you ask? I normally wish you failure in all things but I now wish you success in one thing. Suicide. I think you’d be good at it. I believe in you.

It seems most people are pleading with me to get their butt's kicked. Simpletons please stop annoying me! I sympathize with Einstein. Having to explain my genius to people unable to comprehend my elevated level is frustrating. It’s a kind of genius that only genii understand. I took the test to see what I already knew; I am more genius than a genius. I broke their machine. They are now busy constructing a machine to try to measure my level of genius. Silly fools! Only I would be able to do such a thing and I don’t care to waste my time on such trivial pursuits. I encourage all morons to take a class on how to not be such a total douche bag. Morons need help and instruction because it's beyond their meager capabilities. Morons are the kind of people that think there is a remarkable difference between a D- and a D. Stupidity is infused in their DNA. Their aggregate intelligence can’t even touch the dumbest moment I’ve ever had. I would tell you what it was but I am so above most people that you would in turn claim it to be genius grade material. Hey morons! Do the words look pretty against the colorful backdrop? Remember to put suicide on your to-do list.