Future conversation with my wife. Part III

Wife: I’m ready to get back on the horse.

Me: That’s great. I was unaware you were trying to quit something.

Wife: Hmmm? Totally not quitting anything. I was meaning I’m ready to mount you again.

Me: Oh right cause I’m hung like a…yeah I get it. Man I’m awesome.

Wife: In the truest sense of the word, not modern vernacular.

Me: [blink, blink]

Wife: Awesome meaning tremendous, breathtaking, massive. Clearly I’m not with you for your scant intelligence.

Me: Ha ha. You said scat.

Wife: Scant you gorgeous moron. Just take your clothes off.

Me: I wonder why you even bother dressing me every morning when you just undress me every time I see you.