Attention Retards (Vegetarians)

Cruelty to animals! Cruelty to animals! By eating meat, non-vegetarians are cruel to animals!

Guess what you silly vegetarians? You are being cruel to animals too. In fact you are being crueler because you are affecting all animals not just a certain group that humans eat. Allow me to explain because your nutrient deficient brain may not have the fuel to understand…let alone the intelligence. If you were smart, you would not be a vegetarian.

There are two biological processes, photosynthesis and cellular respiration, that work together so perfectly they alone denote there is a God orchestrating things. We won’t delve into that though.

Photosynthesis is the conversion of water and carbon dioxide into sugars and oxygen. The process is powered by photons originating from the sun. Sugars are synthesized from smaller compounds, water and carbon dioxide, anabolically. Breaking down the word photosynthesis into two words, photo- and -synthesis essentially tells you what’s happening if that’s is an easier way to think of it. In summary, the starting materials are water, light and carbon dioxide. The products are sugar and oxygen.

Now let’s look at cellular respiration. I will not delineate the many details comprising this process, as I didn’t when describing photosynthesis, but will focus on the big picture instead. Cellular respiration is effectively the opposite of photosynthesis except that our bodies do not emit light as a product. Our bodies take the products of photosynthesis, sugar and oxygen, and convert it into carbon dioxide and water (in the form of urine.)

Plants and animals live together symbiotically in what is known as mutualism, which means that both parties benefit from the interaction.

Doesn’t that blow your mind that animals and plants are reciprocates and provide requisite food/materials for the other to subsist? Mind bottling as Chaz Michael Michaels would say.

So back to my original premise. Vegetarians are crueler to all animals than any meat eater. In a world that has errantly bought into the fallacy of global warming and is so concerned with carbon footprints, why would the would-be saviors of the earth, vegetarians, solely dine upon the living machines responsible for the conversion of carbon dioxide into oxygen? When these supposed “do-gooders” only eat plants, they are reducing oxygen production centers that provide oxygen to all animals and make the air less oxygenated. Thanks tool boxes. You make me sad to be in the same species as you. It makes my soul hurt to think that if some alien creature came to earth that it would group you and I together. Stupid and me are not the same. I am now going to eat a cow to reduce the amount of methane being emitted into the atmosphere while I club a baby seal with my free hand. The baby seal clubbing serves no purpose other than making me happy.

You’re welcome for the education.