A verbal exchange with a super hot substitute in one of my high school classes.

Sub: “Here is your test, E.”
Me: “How did you know who I am? Scratch that, I don’t care. I’m off to explore new drugs and sleep with questionable women.”
Sub: “Sounds like a solid life plan. Where do I sign up?”
Me: "Why Miss Jenkins I didn’t think you swung that way.”
Sub: “A door that swings both ways swings more often.”
Me: “Uncontestable logic. Grab the hot girl in the second row and let’s go make some bad decisions.”
Sub: “You mean Jenny. Excellent selection. She’s a lot of fun. She’s bendy too.”
Me: “Nice. I can’t wait. Why are your clothes still on?”