A girl that once upon a time used me to make her ex-boyfriend jealous then hooked up with my best friend just recently contacted me via Facebook. What’s funny is that she remembers it as good times and that she wasn’t a total bitch. I vividly remember actual events. Performing the most minimal and cursory analysis by way of a couple email exchanges yielded ample evidence of her advanced retardation. Ha ha, silly bitch!! I’m glad we never ended up dating.