Gettin some.

I had a friend tell me today I needed to get married so I can get laid again. Hmmm...nah.

The thing about most married LDS guys I know is that they got a lot in the first few weeks or months of their marriage and now rarely get it at all. Begging, pleading and any attempts of enticing their wives to have consensual and not pity sex is unproductive.

I would rather know that I'm not going to get any than know it's available but inaccessible. False hope is a bigger bummer than not getting any sex at all.