I work with proof that evolution is pure fiction.

The proof is a peculiar little man with the initials J.F. I’ve never believed in evolution and have many supporting reasons but none so compelling and convincing as this tool box exhibit.

Natural selection? Hmmphh!!

If nature had any sense, it would have selected against this guy long ago. It most certainly would have selected against him before he created progeny and passed on his tainted genes. But alas, nature failed to make the right decision and successfully doomed a few kids to a grim, depressing future. Future is definitely the wrong word there because they don’t have one. Instead insert whatever word means a whole lifetime of disappointments for the human race at no fault of their own. Unlike a heavy person proffering the fictitious excuse that the reason they got fat was due to genetics or a thyroid disorder; these kids really can impute their, and soon to be everyone else’s problem, on their misfortunate genes. Thanks nature and J.F.!

To assume that nature could select anything is to suppose it knows a good decision from a bad one. Nature is incapable of making decisions. It does what it does without considering outcomes. There would be an equal chance of it selecting good or bad because of its inability to differentiate between the two. Nature is not like a kid after trick-or-treating when they separate the collected candy into different piles.

Additionally, we would not see the variety we do among people if nature were selecting the best candidate to survive the species. One candidate cannot perpetuate the species. I have a friend that tries to do this like 3 times a day and has been unsuccessful every time. Telling him it can’t happen doesn’t stop this go-getter from trying. He keeps plugging away…on himself.

If nature were “selecting” as some tools believe, the only variety we would see would be among 2 options, and only 2 options. The one it previously selected, that would serve as a comparative template for the next generation, and the mutated one that was minutely different.* The better would be selected for and the other selected against.

But selection is a long process and not an immediate one!! So nature is inefficient but yet efficient? Me thinks not. Great argument though moron. Why is it so hard for people to believe that a higher being created things to work the way they do? We do it all the time. We build cars that are able to perform many complex tasks. Computers are programmed by people to complete a battery of tasks.

Evolutionists are retards. Perhaps evolutionists are decedents of J.F.

But E, that can’t happen, some are older than him!

Well you have a magical word to explain something that never happened, find another one to explain that.

*This can’t happen in some parts of the human body. If one tiny, little nucleic acid is out of sequence among the incalculable contained within the body, the whole thing’s done or will have dire consequences. A tidbit of another proof debunking evolution that I will not fully go into.