***WARNING***

If you have not yet supped upon the pages of this blog, I strongly encourage you to flee…and quickly. Keep your dignity intact! Preserve any decorum you have!

All words and thoughts are presented in incredibly poor taste. No words were directed to the extolment of virtuous things. This blog is equal parts offensive and lunacy.

That folks was my one shot at trying to give people something worthwhile by way of warning. It failed so back to work on another rant. In the meantime, I hope Shaquille O’Neal somehow mistakes your rectum for a condom.

…I tried to warn you.