If chewing ice were a reliever of sexual tension instead of an indicator of it, I’d have eaten all the glaciers in the North and South Poles by now. What I’m saying people is I need to bury my bone, lay some pipe, get freak nasty, wear a skirt out, get sweaty with a broad, etc. And many times. I’ve got a lot of time to make up for. I'm beyond ready to come out of retirement. Old Faithful is ready to explode. I guess I should refer to it as something else because Old Faithful erupts with clockwork regularity. Me not so much.