A possible conversation with my future wife. Part II

Me: Begin disrobing for some amorous activity.
Wife: What?
ME: Copulation will proceed once your articles of clothing are removed.
Wife: Ehh? [blink, blink]
Me: I’m gonna put my thing in your thing and make it sexy.
Wife: Why didn’t you just say that?
Me: I did but in funny ways.
Wife: Who lied and told you that?
Me: [Sob, sob]