I call B.S.

Whatever limited ability women think they have to multi-task does not translate to operating motor vehicles. Their inability to adhere to speed limits, follow at safe distances, talk on the phone, use a turn signal, turn off turn signal on the rare occasion it is used, etc. at the same time is absurd. If it weren't for men's ability to detect women drivers and avoid their crazy, mindless driving, there would be a whole lot more accidents. The only reason men get in wrecks is when they're graciously, chivalrously trying to avoid women smashing into them. Why again is insurance higher for guys?

After driving for a few days, weeks, months (whatever your learning curve is) driving becomes second nature and is performed without much brain input. As is their nature, women somehow complicate this ease and hide behind the misconception that women can multi-task. One fried told me that all muti-tasking means is that you can't concentrate on one thing. Well said. Did you hear that women? Quit thinking that means you can do many things well at the same time. It's a fallacy. Quit empowering yourselves with this false belief when all you do is consistently prove it wrong. Maybe it's the cell phone fused to your ear and face that fowls up the simple sequences of driving. Women are horrible drivers. They follow too close, brake too hard, drive unsmoothly. I feel like I need to call everybody I love and tell them I love them one last time before stepping in the car with a woman before she takes that chance away from me, or at least where a mouthpiece to avoid teeth breakage from the jostling I receive. Why don't you women pay attention to anyone else on the road? Other drivers are not your subjects and don't have to yield to you to your law breakin ass nor predict your unpredictable, idiotic driving decisions, be it cutting people off, merging into non-existent, occupied spaces , and so forth.

Also women, cars are not men. They are not to be abused, uncared for, beat to hell, and uncleaned. Think of them as a baby. They need to be nurtured, loved, washed and fed with gas, oil, windshield wiper fluid, antifreeze, etc. Take any woman's car and you will see a true testament of man's ability to build something durable and able to withstand the most excruciating punishment imaginable, next to marriage. You're welcome ungrateful women. When we give you a car it is not similar to how you treat our hearts. Please respect them, car and hearts equally. Love them. Value them. No more wiping your dirty ass with them.