A simple useless, factual formula.

I want you to be a smarter person. The only plausible way I could think to aid you is to provide you with this:

A = 1/B

A = Any hope for meeting a cool girl.
B = The number of attractive girls I meet.

From this simple formula, we extrapolate that A and B are inversely related. As A increases, B gets smaller. As B increases, A gets smaller. Using substitution we create two disappointing sentences. As any hope for meeting a cool girl increases, the number of attractive girls I meet decreases. As the number of attractive girls I meet increases, any hope for meeting a cool girl decreases.

Sadly fact cannot be disproven. Does anyone have any spare anti-depressants? I'm vacillating between crying and laughing at my sad, undesired reality.