I may be a lot of things...

I may be prone to sensationalizing. I may have a natural inclination to exaggerate my involvement in events. I may be beset with rugged, good looks. I may be as slick as the devil himself. I may have the ability to make women spontaneously orgasm at the mere sight of me. But what I don’t have is…

…a tolerance for fairies, of the tooth variety. Sneaky little pixies. Good for nothing whores!!

What do they do with the teeth? Practice dentistry? I don’t trust them.