Whoring.

All I’m saying is you put me in a room full of women and someone’s bound to get knocked up. Unless any of the freaks I’ve mentioned in previous posts are there, namely Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Sarah Puker…rather Parker, whatever. You include either of those broads/skanks/vomit inducing whorefests and someone’s getting stabbed/shot/repeatedly punched in the throat.

I started off with a boner but am now flaccid as all get out. Jessica Alba…Eva Mendes…nice. We’re back in the boner business. I don’t mean to sound too creepy but I would boil their soiled undies and drink the broth. I mean I would sop either up with a biscuit in no seconds flat. I would happily carry their children.

So Jessica, Eva consider this my proposal. Let’s do this.