Exhibit B

“You’re a brown-noser.”

“True.”

“Not because you kiss ass but because you normally have a mouth full of chode.”

“Chode?”

“The ABC.”

“The ABC?”

“I get it, you’re a parrot.”

“No numbnuts, what is the ABC?”

“The ABC, my good man, is the ass-to-ball-connection. The piece of skin comprising the transitioning area between ball and anus."

“Ahh. Got one of those.”

“And I’m sure it’s bruised from repeated ball sacks pounding it into jelly.”

“Gay jokes?”

“I work with what you give me. You may call it a different name like home or heaven. The only time you’re not suckling upon chode is when you’re kissing a man.”

“I’m outta here.”

“Give Esteban my best.”